beached out by a child...

The concept of "child",  you assume would consists of a person between the ages of 4-10, but for me...the concept of a child is someone who acts childish, someone who views the world in an egocentric way "they are the center of the universe".  Someone who doesn't care if their in a crowded room, they'll kick and scream all they want until they get what they want. These characteristics is what I view as the definition of being a child. Unfortunately the child of which i speak is about 35 years ahead of the (4-10) standard.

This person just so happens to be my dad, the oldest living child i know.